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Take my dog for a walk

2008-04-03T19:40:00.000-07:00

Biggest lie

2007-11-18T02:04:00.000-08:00

Two girls were arguing when the teacher entered the room.

The teacher says,“Why are you arguing?”

One girl answers, “We found a ten dollar and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.”

“You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher,”When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.”

The girls gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

Worst exam ever

2007-11-18T02:02:00.000-08:00

A college student needed a small two-hour course to fill his schedule and the only one available was wildlife Zoology.

After one week, a test was held.

The professor passed out a sheet of paper divided into four squares. In each square was a carefully drawn picture of a bird’s legs. No bodies,no feet, just legs.

The test asked each student to identify the birds from their legs.

The student sat and stared at the test getting angrier every minute.

Finally, he stomped up to the front of the classroom and threw the test paper on the teacher’s desk.

“This is the worst test I have ever given.”

The teacher looked up and said, “Young man, you have flunked the test. What’s your name?“

The student pulled up his pant to the knee showing his legs and said, “You tell me”.

A Hindi professor

2007-11-18T02:00:00.000-08:00

One evening, a Hindi professor(who can not speak english)goes to the theatre with his wife.

There he sees his student Rahul but the student doesn’t see him.The next day in school,

STUDENT : Sir, gud morning!

PROFESSOR : A bhery good morning same to tohar. Tumko say bhul gaya ki tomorrow ebhaning, I saw you in the movie thetre with my wife!

STUDENT : What!!!!

What is my age?

2007-11-18T01:57:00.000-08:00

Teacher : There is a frog, ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .Then,what is my age?
Student : 32 yrs.

Teacher : How do you know?
Student : Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

God is watching

2007-11-18T01:56:00.000-08:00

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.

At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

“Take only ONE. God is watching.”

Moving further along the lunch line,at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note:

“Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”

Christmas wish!

2007-11-18T01:54:00.000-08:00

Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents the week before Christmas.

At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.

“I pray for a new bicycle!”
“I pray for a new Nintendo!”
“I pray for a new VCR!”

His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, “Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn’t deaf.“

To which the little brother replied, “No, but Grandma is!“

Afraid of the Dark

2007-11-18T01:52:00.000-08:00

A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom. The little boy turned to his mother and said, “Mama, I don’t want to go out there. It’s dark.”

The mother smiled reassuringly at her son. “You don’t have to be afraid of the dark,” she explained. “God is out there. He’ll look after you and protect you.”

The little boy looked at his mother real hard and asked, “Are you sure he’s out there?”

“Yes, I’m sure. He is everywhere, and he is always ready to help you when you need him,” she said.

The little boy thought about that for a minute and then went to the back door and cracked it a little. Peering out into the darkness, he called, “God? If you’re out there, would you please hand me the broom?”

Jor se bolo…

2007-11-18T01:47:00.000-08:00

Teacher : ‘A’ for?
Student : Apple !!!

Teacher : Jor se bolo…
Student : JAI MATA DI

Innocence at its best

2007-11-18T01:46:00.000-08:00

Ek chote bacche ne apani pregnant mummy se pucha : Isme kya hai?

Mummy : Issme pyara sa Baby hai.

Baccha : Itana pyara tha to khaya kyu ussko?

Ye Toh Girls Hostel Hai

2007-11-18T01:45:00.000-08:00

Child : Mom isbar hum sare patake is shop se lenge.

Mom : lekin beta ye toh girls hostel hai.
Child : Papa to kehte hai ki sari phuljadiya yahi raheti hai.

Plan For Future

2007-11-18T01:44:00.000-08:00

Teacher asks children, what do you wish to do in future?

Ram : I want to be a pilot.
Vinod : I want to be a doctor.
Deepa : I want to be a good mother.
Ravi : I want to help Deepa.

A Poor Family Essay

2007-11-18T01:42:00.000-08:00

A teacher once asks all students to write an essay on the topic “A Poor Family”. One student gets the lowest marks for writing that essay . The student happens to be the richest girl in the entire class and her essay goes on as…

She writes :

Ek baar ek bahut hee gareeb family thi, husband aur wife dono gareeb they, doo bachey they, woh bhi bahut gareeb they!!!

Ghar ke saare naukar bhi gareeb they, ghar ka maali, driver aur guard bhi bahut gareeb they, ghar ke 4 kuttey bhi gareeb they, 2 din sey chicken nahi khaaya tha, 3 mercedeez car thi,
unki bahut time se servicing nahi hui thi, ghar ka A.C bhi theek nahi chalta tha, ghar mein 1 saal sey paint nahi hua tha family ko holiday ke liye foreign country gaye bhi 6 mahiney ho gaye they, ghar ke 5 mein sey 2 TV to chaltey hee nahi they, all in all, bahut he gareeb family thi!!!!!

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Children and Kids Jokes

Violin Practice

2007-11-18T01:41:00.000-08:00

Little Radha was practicing the violin in the living room while her father was trying to read in the newspapper.

The family dog was lying and as the screeching sounds of little Radha’s violin reached his ears, he began to howl loudly.

The father listened to the dog and the violin as long as he could. Then he jumped up, slammed his paper to the floor and yelled above the noise, “For pity’s sake, can’t you play something the dog doesn’t know?”

It’s Time

2007-11-18T01:35:00.000-08:00

Even though he could not tell time, my three-year-old grandson was playing with a wall clock when I visited.

Later, when I was putting on my coat to leave, I asked him what time it was. He looked at the clock blankly, then brightened.

“It’s time for you to go,” he answered triumphantly.

Meaning of signs

2007-11-18T01:32:00.000-08:00

Sign on a railway station at Patna:
Aana free, jaana free,
Pakde gaye to khana free.

Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay:
Don’t whistle at the girl going out from here.
She may be your grandmother!

Seen on a bulletin board:
Success is relative
More the success, more the relatives.

Sign at a barber’s saloon in Juhu, Bombay:
We need your heads to run our business.

A traffic slogan:
Don’t let your kids drive if they are not old enough
or else they never will be.

THE BEST ONE:

Its God’s responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations
It’s our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god.
- Indian Armed Forces

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Army and Military Jokes

No way, Jose!

2007-11-18T01:23:00.001-08:00

First soldier : “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”

Second soldier : “No way, Jose!”

First soldier : “Why not?”

Second soldier : “It’s against regulations to help another soldier to dessert!”

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Army and Military Jokes

No way, Jose!

2007-11-18T01:23:00.000-08:00

First soldier : “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”

Second soldier : “No way, Jose!”

First soldier : “Why not?”

Second soldier : “It’s against regulations to help another soldier to dessert!”

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Army and Military Jokes

I’d like to see that…

2007-11-18T01:13:00.001-08:00

So Marshall calls private Cooper and says: “Private Johnson! I want you to stop that tank coming here with your body!”

“Are you crazy? It’d kill me, you idiot! I’m out of here!” As private Johnson ran away, Marshall turned to a bewildered McKenzie and said:

“You see? You have to be pretty brave to talk like that to a general.”

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Army and Military Jokes

I’d like to see that…

2007-11-18T01:13:00.000-08:00

So Marshall calls private Cooper and says: “Private Johnson! I want you to stop that tank coming here with your body!”

“Are you crazy? It’d kill me, you idiot! I’m out of here!” As private Johnson ran away, Marshall turned to a bewildered McKenzie and said:

“You see? You have to be pretty brave to talk like that to a general.”

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Army and Military Jokes

Fannah Special…

2007-11-18T01:12:00.000-08:00

Rone de aaj mujhko…

Tu aansooo bahane de

Baahon mein mujhe le le

Aur khud ko tu bheeg jaane de

Hai jo seene mein kaid dariya… Woh chooth jayega

Hai iss dil mein itna dard, ki tera daman bhi bheeg jayega

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Bollywood Jokes

Bol bete bol…

2007-11-18T01:09:00.000-08:00

Bol Bete Kaunsi Chalegi…

Yeh Chalegi?

No, DAD!

Buri niyat wale gayab!

2007-11-18T00:51:00.000-08:00

Ek Devta ka mandir tha jisme buri niyat wale gayab ho jata tha.

Salman gaya aur gayab ho gaya, Shahrukh gaya aur who bhi gayab ho gaya.

Mallika Sherawat gayi aur bhagwan gayab ho gaya!

Jab Gabbar paida hua…

2007-11-18T00:50:00.002-08:00

Jab Gabber paida hua to uski maan ne usse 3-4 thappad lagaye.

Gabber’s Father: Kya baat ho gayi?

Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha KITNE AADMI THEY…

John Abrahm

2007-11-18T00:50:00.001-08:00

John Abraham was driving down the street in a sweat because he

had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place.

Looking up toward heaven, he said “Lord, take pity on me.

If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the

rest of my life and give up tequila.”

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

John looked up again and said,

“Never mind. I found one.”

Santa Singh at KBC

2007-11-18T00:50:00.000-08:00

With Santa singh…

The Story So Far…

Santa Singh has answered 12 out of the 15 questions correct and has used all his lifelines except for “50-50″ and “Phone a Friend”.

Santa Singh is playing the 13 th Question now which is for 25 Lacs. Let’s see what happens next…

Amitabh Bachchan : Apka 13th question 25 lakh ke liye, yeh raha aapke saamne aapki Computer Screen par…

Munna bhai M.B.B.S on practice!

2007-11-18T00:47:00.002-08:00

Munna Bhai nay pehlay din office khola to bara khush tha. Us ki secertary nay bataya ke bahar aik aadmi aaya hai.

Munna bara khush hua aur usay andar aanay ke liye kaha. Us ke andar aanay say pehlay Munna nay socha ke us par impression dalna chahiye aur phone utha ke batien karnay laga.

“Haan Haan! 500 rupay fees hai, apun 10 baje tak betha hai idher, is say late nahi karnay ka, apun bahut busy hai”.

Us ke baad us nay phone rakha aur aanay walay say poocha “Beth na Maamoon, apun teray liye kya kar sakta hai?”

Man: Mien yahaan phone sahi karnay aaya hoon.

Gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay?

2007-11-18T00:47:00.001-08:00

Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan thay!!!

What if doctors make flim?

2007-11-18T00:47:00.000-08:00

Socho agar doctor film banate to title kya hota?
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1. Kabhi khansi kabhi jukam

2. kaho naa bukhar hai

3. TB no 1

4. Kal patient ho na ho

5. Hum blood de chuke sanam

Dancing and singing chicken

2007-11-18T00:34:00.000-08:00

Girl- Today i was cooking chicken, when i added HARA DHANIYA, guess what happened.

Boy- Pata nahi, tum batao

Girl- Chicken start dancing and singing “HUM PE YE KISNE HARA RANG DAALA… MAAR DAALA-ALLAAHH…

Izzat ka sawal hai

2007-11-18T00:32:00.000-08:00

Basanti : Bhag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai.

Dhanno : Tujhe apni padi hai meri soch jiske peeche GABBAR ke 10 ghode pade hai.

Bollywood Jokes

2007-11-18T00:30:00.000-08:00

Bhakt : Meri shadi Aishwarya se kara do.
Bhagwan : Uski ek saree 1 lac ki hai, tu kharcha kar payega.

Bhakt : Koi upay bhagvan
Bhagvan : Mallika Sherawat.

Remaking of Gandhi

2007-11-17T22:15:00.000-08:00

Watch the audition for “Remaking of Gandhi”.

Abhishek Bachan

Ajay Devgun

Akshya kumar

Aamir khan

Dino moria

John Abraham

Salman khan

Sarukh khan

Make a comment on whom to choose…

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Ajit & Rabert in cricket match

2007-11-17T22:00:00.000-08:00

Ajit is watching cricket match of India vs.Pakistan. Kapil is bowling and Imran is batting. Pakistan needs 18 runs in 3 balls.

Ajit : Rabert Kapil se kehna ek khatarnak Beemer daalde aur Imran ko out karde.

Rabert : Ok boss Robert goes to Kapil and tells the message.

Kapil nods and bowls but Imran hits it for a six!

Ajit : Rabert ab Kapil se kehna ek khatarnak Yorker daalde aur Imran kaa kaam tamam karde.

What if the IT industry start making films ?

2007-11-17T21:59:00.001-08:00

Some future film titles will be like :-

1) Meri disk tumhare paas hai—Humara dil apke paas hai
2) Aao chat kare—Aao Pyar Kare
3) Programmer no.1—Coolie no.1
4) Mera naam developer—Mera naam joker
5) Java wale job le jayenge—Dilwale dulhaniya le jayenge

MURGA as a gift to Ajit

2007-11-17T21:59:00.000-08:00

One day Robert present a MURGA as a gift to Ajit. Ajit was in a great mood .

Ajit : Robert! Iss ke saamne daru ka glass rakho.
Robert : (Shocked) Lekin kyon boss?

Ajit : Jab iss ke same daru ka glass rakha jaye ga taab usse hume kahenge “PEA-COCK”.

Aishwarya Rai’s movie Bride & Prejudice

2007-11-17T21:46:00.000-08:00

After a great success of Aishwarya Rai’s movie Bride & Prejudice all over the world, Indian government wanted a special postage stamp with her picture on it to recognize her.

Government stress that it should be world class. The stamps were released, and Indian Government & Aishwarya Rai both were pleased.

But within a couple of days, began hearing complaints that the stamp was not sticking properly, and became furious.

Apun wishing u a wonderful diwali

2007-11-07T11:04:00.000-08:00

Apun wishing u a wonderful,
Super-duper,
Zabardast,
Xtra-badhiya,
Xtra special,
Ekdum mast n dhinchak,
Bole to ekdum jhakaas
“Happy diwali”

Diwali aai

2007-11-07T11:03:00.002-08:00

Diwali aai, masti chhahi, rangi rangoli,
Deep jalaye, dhoom dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali phuljadiyan,
Sabko bhaye, “happy diwali”

Aai aai diwali aai

2007-11-07T11:03:00.001-08:00

Aai aai diwali aai, saath me kitni khushiya laayi
Dhoom machao, mauz manao, aap sabhi ko diwali ki badhai.
“Happy Diwali”

Deepak ka prakash

2007-11-07T11:02:00.000-08:00

Deepak ka prakash har pal aapke jivan me ek nayi roshni de,
Bas yehi shubhkamna hai hamari aapke liye diwali ke is paawan avsar par,
!! Happy diwali !!

Diwali parva hai khushio ka

2007-11-07T11:01:00.001-08:00

Diwali parva hai khushio ka,
Ujalo ka, laxmi ka….
Is diwali aapki jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho,
ghar par maa laxmi ka aagman ho…
“Happy diwali”

Aaj se aap ke yahan…

2007-11-07T11:01:00.000-08:00

Aaj se aap ke yahan…
Dhan… Ki barsat ho,
Maa laxmi ka… Vas… Ho,
Sankatto ka…. Nash… Ho
Har dil par aapka… Raj… Ho,
Unnati ka sar par… Taj… Ho,
Ghar me shanti ka…. Vas… Ho
* Happy diwali *

Deepawali

2007-11-07T10:59:00.002-08:00

Deepawali ka ye paawan tyohar,
Jeevan mein laye khushiya aapar,
Laxmi ji viraje aapke dwar,
Subhkamnayen hamari karen sweekar!!
Wish u & ur family happy diwali

Deep jalte jagmagate rahe

2007-11-07T10:59:00.001-08:00

Deep jalte jagmagate rahe,
Aap humko hum aapko yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai
Aap chand ki tarah jagmagate rahe
“Happy diwali”

Dukhon ka naas karen

2007-11-07T10:58:00.000-08:00

Sri ram ji aapke ghar sukh ki barsat karen,
Dukhon ka naas karen.
Prem ki phuljhari wa anar aapke ghar ko roshan kare.
Roshni ke diye aapki jingagi me khusiya layen.
Happy deepawali

For this, is a special time when family

2007-11-07T10:57:00.001-08:00

For this, is a special time when family
And friends get together,for fun.
Wishing laughter and fun to cheer your days,
In this festive season of diwali and always!!!!!!!!
“Happy Deepavali”

Laxmi aayegi

2007-11-07T10:57:00.000-08:00

Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah naam hoga,
Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kaam hoga,
Ghar pariwar samaj me banoge sartaj,
Yehi kamna hai hamari aap ke liye
Diwali ki dhero shubh kamanaye

God's rain

2007-11-07T10:55:00.002-08:00

“,”‘,’”,this “,”,”,”"”,,
is god’s rain”,,,”
of
“,’,'blessings”‘’”,
may it wash away
all ur troubles &
keep u happy…..
“happy diwali &
a prosperous year”

Raat ko jaldii say nendh aagai

2007-11-07T10:55:00.001-08:00

Raat ko jaldii say nendh aagai,
Subah uthay to diwali aagai..

Diwali parva hai khushio ka

2007-11-07T10:55:00.000-08:00

Diwali parva hai khushiyon ka,
Ujalo ka, laxmi ka…Iss diwali aapka
zindagi khushiyon se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho,
Ghar par maa laxmi ka aagman ho.
Happy Diwali.

Jhilmilate dipon

2007-11-07T10:52:00.000-08:00

Jhilmilate dipon ki aabha se prakashit
Ye diwali aapke ghar aangan mein
Dhan dhanya sukh samridhi aur ishwor
Ke annat aashirwad le kar aaye.
Happy Diwali.

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2007-11-07T10:51:00.001-08:00

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Andhera hua dur raat ke saath

2007-11-07T10:51:00.000-08:00

Andhera hua dur raat ke saath
Nayi subha aayi diwali leke sath
Ab ankhne kholo dekho ek msg aayi hai
Diwali ki subh kamna sath layi hai.
” Happy Diwali”

I pray god to give u

2007-11-07T10:50:00.000-08:00

I pray to god to give u

Shanti,
Shakti,
Sampati,
Swarup,
Saiyam,
Saadgi,
Safalta,
Samridhi,
Sanskar,
Swaasth,
Sanmaan,
Saraswati,
Aur sneh.
Shubh diwali…

Depawali ke subh apsar per

2007-11-07T10:49:00.001-08:00

Depawali ke subh apsar per
Mere sab des basiyo ko subh kamnaye.

Ish tihar per apko hazaro khusi hasil ho
Asatya per hamesha satya ki jeet ho
Chahe aap kahin bhi rahe
Hamesha apno ka sath ho.

Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe

2007-11-07T10:49:00.000-08:00

Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe,
Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari
‘Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe…’ Happy Diwali.

Swet Diwali sms

2007-11-07T10:46:00.000-08:00

May the divine light of diwali spread into your
Life peace, prosperity, happiness and good health.

Aapke life mein mithaas ho “Cadbury” jaise

2007-11-07T10:43:00.002-08:00

Aapke life mein mithaas ho “Cadbury” jaise
Rounak ho “Asian Paints” jaise
Mehak ho “Axe” jaise
Tazgi ho “Colgate” jaise
Aur tension-free rahe
“Huggies” jaise!
“Happy Diwali”

Pal Pal se banta hai Ehasas

2007-11-07T10:43:00.001-08:00

Pal Pal se banta hai Ehasas,
ehsas se banta hai Vishvas,
vishvas se bante hai Rishte,
aur rishte se banta hai koi Khas,
Wishing a Diwali Zhakas

Aayi hai diwali dekho

2007-11-07T10:43:00.000-08:00

Aayi hai diwali dekho
Sang layi khushiya dekho..
Yehan wahan jahan dekho
Aaj deep jagmagate dekho
*Happy Diwali*

Deepawali ke ish subh absar per

2007-11-07T10:42:00.002-08:00

Deepawali ke ish subh absar per
Meri subhkamnaye kabool kijiyega,
Khusi ke ish mahool mein
Humko bhi samil kijiyega.

May the beauty

2007-11-07T10:42:00.001-08:00

May the beauty
Of deepavali season
Fill your home with
Happiness,
And may the coming year
Provide you with all
That bring you joy!

Ajse aapke yahan dhan ki barsat ho

2007-11-07T10:40:00.000-08:00

Ajse aapke yahan dhan ki barsat ho,
Maa laxmi ka vass ho,
Sankaton ka nash ho,
Har dil pe apka raj ho,
Unnati ka sar pe taj ho,
Wish you a very Happy Diwali!

Aai aai diwali aai

2007-11-07T10:39:00.000-08:00

Aai aai diwali aai,
Saath me kitni khushiyan layi,
Dhoom machao, mauz manao,
Aap sabhi ko diwali ki badhai.
Happy Diwali.

May the deepawali fulfill your dreams

2007-11-07T10:38:00.000-08:00

May the joy, cheer,
Mirth and merriment
Of this divine festival
Surround you forever.
May the happiness,
That this season brings
Brighten your life
And, hope the year
Brings you luck and
Fulfills all your dearest dreams!
Happy deepavali…..

Aaj se aap ke yahan

2007-11-07T10:37:00.000-08:00

Aaj se aap ke yahan,
Dhaan ki barsat ho,
Maa laxmi ka vas ho,
Sankatto ka nash ho
Har dil par aapka raj ho,
Unnati ka saar par taj ho,
Ghar mein shanti ka vas ho
“Happy Diwali”

Diwali ek khusiyon ka taivhaar hai

2007-11-07T10:34:00.000-08:00

Diwali ek khusiyon ka taivhaar hai,
Andhere se ujaale ki aur barkaraar hai,
Har koi andhere ko ujaala karne ke liye taiyaar hai,
Lekin jo saavdhani rakhe, wahi samajhdaar hai.
Koi waqt ka toh koi khusiyon kaa talabgaar hai.
Nazre bhicha kar baitha hai, bas aane ka intezaar hai
Aa jaaye toh paalo isse,
Phir naa kehnaa agle saal kaa intezaar hai.

Har dam khushiya ho sath

2007-11-07T10:33:00.001-08:00

Har dam khushiya ho sath,
Kabhi daman na ho Khali
Hum sab Ke taraf se,
Wish you Happy Diwali.

Apako asshirwad milai Ganesh se

2007-11-07T10:33:00.000-08:00

Apako asshirwad milai Ganesh se.
Vidya mile Saraswati se.
Daulat mile Laxmi se.
Khushiya mile Rab se.
Pyaar mile Sab se.
Yahi duwa hai is dil se.

“HAPPY DIWALI”

Deepawali ke subh awasar pe yaad aapki aaye

2007-11-07T10:32:00.000-08:00

Deepawali ke subh awasar pe yaad aapki aaye,
Shabd shabd jhod kar deta tumhe badhai.

Diwali Mubarak

May Ur heart be happy & Ur days be bright

2007-11-07T10:31:00.001-08:00

May Ur heart be happy & Ur days be bright.
May Ur roads be smooth & Ur burdens be light.
May U find the dreams & touch the stars
Never forget how special U are.

“Happy Diwali”

Diwali aai, khushiya laye

2007-11-07T10:31:00.000-08:00

Diwali aai, khushiya laye
Bichda tha jinke saath bachpan mein,
Phuljadiyan unki yaad aaye.
Kya hua agar saath nahi aaj unke
Unki yaad liye ye diwali to aaye.

“Happy Dipawali”

Deepawali

2007-11-07T10:30:00.001-08:00

Deepawali mein deepo ka didar
Khusiyo ke sath mubarak hajar.

“Happy Diwali”

Deep jalte jagmagate rahe

2007-11-07T10:30:00.000-08:00

Deep jalte jagmagate rahe,
Hum aapko aap hame yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari
‘Aap chand ki tarah zagmagate rahe’

Happy Diwali

Diwali parva hai khushio ka

2007-11-07T10:29:00.001-08:00

Diwali parva hai khushio ka,
Ujalo ka, laxmi ka….
Is Diwali aapki jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho,
Ghar par maa laxmi ka aagman ho.

Happy Diwali

Diwali aaye

2007-11-07T10:29:00.000-08:00

Diwali aaye, rangi rangoli,
deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka,
chhoda phataka, jali Phuljadiyan,
Sabko Bhaye…
“Happy Diwali”

Deep jalte jagmagate rahe

2007-11-07T10:27:00.002-08:00

Deep jalte jagmagate rahe,
Hum aapko aap hame yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai,
Dua hai hamari,
Aap chand ki tarah zagmagate rahe.

“Happy Diwali”

Safalta kadam chumti rahe

2007-11-07T10:27:00.001-08:00

Safalta kadam chumti rahe,
Khushi aaspas ghumti rahe,
Yash itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma jaye,
Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye.

“Happy Diwali”

With gleam of diyas

2007-11-07T10:22:00.000-08:00

With gleam of diyas,
And the echo of the chants,
May happiness and contentment fill your life,
Wishing U a very happy and prosperous Diwali!!

My love for you Has a never ending supply

2007-08-03T00:39:00.001-07:00

My love for you Has a never ending supply It will never be lacking It will never get dry Often I wonder And ask myself, Why do I feel, Without you I'd die

I send to you warm wishes,

2007-08-03T00:38:00.001-07:00

I send to you warm wishes,That your happiness will be As wonderful as the happiness, You have always given me. Wish you Happy Birthday

if lovers are like moon and Brothers

2007-08-03T00:38:00.000-07:00

f lovers are like moon and Brothers are like stars than i have noticed that the sky looks good without moon but not without stars i.e. YOU Happy Birthday Brother

A BIRTHDAY WISH REMINDS U THE FIRST CRY

2007-08-03T00:37:00.001-07:00

A BIRTHDAY WISH REMINDS U THE FIRST CRY
MAMMA... START UR DAY WITH HER ... SWEET BLESSINGS THE DAY WILL BE YOURS .MANY HAPPY RETURNS... MY DEAR

Some like Sunday Some like Monday

2007-08-03T00:37:00.000-07:00

Some like Sunday Some like Monday, But i like Your Birthday.Happy Birthday my sweetheart.

Happy birthday!! May all ur dreams

2007-08-03T00:36:00.000-07:00

Happy birthday!! May all ur dreams and wishes cum true!!
enjoy ur day .......

Tumhari is ada ka kya jawad du, (IN URDU)

2007-08-03T00:35:00.004-07:00

Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
apne dost ko kya uphar du,
koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata,
jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du...
Junam Din Mubarak Ho

Tumhari is ada ka kya jawad du, (IN URDU)

2007-08-03T00:35:00.003-07:00

Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
apne dost ko kya uphar du,
koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata,
jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du...
Junam Din Mubarak Ho

for your birthday........i want

2007-08-03T00:35:00.002-07:00

for your birthday........i want to wish you a happy happy bday & also want you to know that you are loved by all of your friends.always take care.GOD bless you & ur family. love you

Sending birthday blessings

2007-08-03T00:35:00.001-07:00

Sending birthday blessings
Filled with love and peace and joy
Wishing sweetest things happen
Right before your eyes !

I hope that your day is Blessed with happiness

2007-08-03T00:32:00.001-07:00

I hope that your day is Blessed with happiness and joy Sunshine and friendship Happy Birthday

Did i miss something out?

2007-08-03T00:31:00.000-07:00

A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,( ),V,W,X,Y,Z.

Did I miss something out?
No because I put ( U ) in my heart.
Good morning dear.I hope u have a wonderful day.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday

2007-08-03T00:30:00.003-07:00

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

This day, when the most beautiful female

2007-08-03T00:30:00.002-07:00

'This day, when the most beautiful female MIND was born, is my most beautiful day. Luv and Long live.'

Friendship is about. bringing out the positive

2007-08-03T00:30:00.001-07:00

Friendship is about. bringing out the positive when everything seems negative...being accepted for who you are...being able to pick up right where you left off...sharing, talking, and laughing...Friendship is about us, and for that I'm grateful. And I hope you have the best birthday ever, friend!

Apne dil ko tatolke apni baat keh do.(In URDU)

2007-08-03T00:29:00.002-07:00

Apne dil ko tatolke apni baat keh do. 'Today is a day of celebration. Why? xx years ago on the same day, GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience. Wishing my Friendly Inner Voice a very happy b-day. Hugs & Kisses'

i know its ur birthday 2day.

2007-08-03T00:29:00.001-07:00

i know its ur birthday 2day.. iam sure u'l give me treat in a big hotel.. so i shall talk to u in person there, coz i dunno to xpress my feelings in SMS"

IN SOFT GLEAMING NIGHT OF STARS

2007-08-03T00:28:00.000-07:00

N SOFT GLEAMING NIGHT OF STARS
MAY ALL UR DREAMS COM TRUE
MAY EVERY STAR OF EVERY NIGHT
BRING LOV N JOY 2 U
HAPPY B'DAY 2 U...

xtra special ekdum mast n (In HINDI)

2007-08-03T00:14:00.001-07:00

Apun wishing you a wonderful, super duper, zabardast, xtra bariya,
xtra special ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to ekdum jhakaas, JANAM DIN mubarak ho..

MAY ALMIGHTYS BEST BLESSINGS

2007-08-03T00:14:00.000-07:00

MAY ALMIGHTYS BEST BLESSINGS SHOWERED ON YOUR HAPPY BIRTHDAY